And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, today is the day that we play Big Dummy.

The game showed that rewards you for your stunning ignorance.

And here's how it works.

You call us.

We will spend the category wheel.

We will. Come on, Ted. Well, I thought the little drum roll kind of making a little more exciting. That was cool. That was cool. No problem. I did not see. I was wondering why the drums were in here. But the idea is that we will spend the category wheel. Now I'm going to fire one up. Holy cow.

You're really out of sorts.

I'm dishebred.

Ed.

Get it together.

I started earlier today.

We will spend the category, Will.

Then we'll ask you a question from that category.

But here's where big dummy separates itself from your average, more reputable game show. We will continue to ask your questions until you get

one right, because as always,

we want you to leave here smarter

than you showed up. Now, so far this year,

our biggest dummy has been the lovely

and talented Patrick, who thought

a coffee pot was caffeine-laced

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