#049 - Inverse paranoia and people who made my life better

Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

Lee Syatt

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 937 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

It is very easy to get negative about the world and the people in it. I tend to have a problem with always thinking the worst case scenario is going to happen. Author W. Clement Stone described himself as inverse paranoid. Meaning instead of believing, like me, that the world was out to get him, he thought that the world was out to help him. In the spirit of that I decided to tell you about 2 groups of people and one individual who helped me when they didn't need to and made my life better. I hope you enjoy it.

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0:00.0	First of all, let's just get this out of the way. Yes, I have a very extremely red shirt.
0:07.7	Like this is the moat the reddest shirt I've ever seen. it didn't look this red
0:16.0	In normal light but something with my like my ring light I look like one of those markers that you would smell and it smelled like cherries like This is too red. That's all the... I feel like that should be the description online when you buy the shirt.
0:36.6	The two, this shirt is too red.
0:38.2	But that's all I have and I'm wearing it because it describes how red my face got last week when Tom Brady beat the
0:49.6	Cowboys.
0:50.6	First of all, Cowboys fans, I am so sorry. I have to apologize to the entire
0:56.0	NFL except for the Giants. Giants fans you still not even the fans I'm nothing against the fans basically Eli
1:05.2	I talked about it last week but Eli Manning and whoever David Tyree was
1:10.1	that who caught that stupid ball on your goddamn head?
1:12.5	You could win the other one.
1:14.4	You could have won one of the Super Bowls,
1:16.6	but you have to ruin a perfect seat.
1:19.5	Sorry.
1:20.9	But I have to apologize to all the NFL minus the Giants for allowing Tom Brady, for my part in the role of allowing Tom Brady to do what he's done because he needs to be stopped.
1:42.0	I don't I don't know what is in his kale or whatever he's
1:49.5	eating spinach ice cream I forget there's a whole article once and that's how that's what like
1:55.8	everyone's like journalism there was an article in the Boston Globe about the food
2:00.3	Tom Brady eats so I'm almost positive like no it was all
2:05.9	not spinach ice cream, it's avocado ice cream. Listen I'm on a diet.
2:10.9	Just don't eat ice cream.
2:13.4	Avocato ice cream.
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