You know, it started as just kind of like partying on the weekends and, you know, I had good, I had, I worked two jobs, I was going to school, you know, I had my shit together.

And that's just how it started and over the course of about seven years it started from, you know,

hanging out and partying on the weekends to dealing with the Mexican cartel and going from, you know, partying just on the weekends or maybe at the club or something like that to, you know, home invasions and guns pointed at our heads and think our house is being robbed.

And when I was younger, I was obsessed with prison like obsessed like I locked up locked down every

there was a TV show and like you're not like Oz like not scripted I also didn't have

HBO but if they had a reality show like they had I know they had jail

They had locked up. I think they'd locked down they have like death row

documentaries if there's a documentary or show about life in jail like an actual

one with real people which by the way I can't I've never that's one thing I've

never understood I actually had a buddy who worked on

cops I know that's not jail but it's like sort of like the prequel to jail that would be kind of

funny if they followed them from cops too locked up But I never understood why people who are in those situations sign the

release forms. Because you know some of them don't because you'll see them with their face blurred out but some people like yeah

I'll have my worst moment on national television

but I I love them I don't know what it is. I think it's because I'm terrified of it

Like some people watch horror movies. I don't like that. I don't like the ghost and they come out and they pop out and I'm scared I don't it's scary I don't like it I'm a little girl and I don't like that stuff but I do like prison stuff I and you'll hear about it in this episode but I have a theory not a theory I have a plan as you as as Joey used to say if man's not a man without a plan I have a plan for prison and my plan is a well not to go to

prison but if plan a fails plan b is to punch a guard immediately and not if you're a guard out there and actually I know some

correctional officers Gabe on my Patreon is a correctional officer love you guys I

wouldn't do what you do for any amount of money but I'm not going to do it hard

But I'm going to do it so enough so that you send me to solitary.

Because if I had, if I had air conditioning TV and I could go to Commissary.

I'm not going to say it wouldn't be bad.

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