041 - King Patrick is Desperate for Some Anal Action

Strictly Anonymous Confessions

Strictly Anonymous

Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Relationships

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🗓️ 29 September 2014

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

King Patrick calls in looking for some anal action. He says he's been married to a couple former top models but they never had sex with him and so he's very frustrated. It's obvious from the start of the call that King Patrick is living in a total fantasy world but why is his fantasy world so frustrating for him. Tune in to hear the details. You can buy my ebook The Cartoon Misadventures of a Total Trainwreck here:http://www.amazon.com/Cartoon-Misadventures-Total-Trainwreck-Gone-Very-Wrong-ebook/dp/B00QCM521W Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Youtube https://www.youtube.com/c/StrictlyAnonymouspodcast Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Grab a bicky and settle in because McVitties have 1 million pounds worth of prizes up for grabs.
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0:15.6	Look for special packs of McVitties for your chance to win cracking prizes.
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0:25.4	2024. Terms and conditions apply, visit McVitties.
0:27.8	C.K. UK. forward slash promotions for details.
0:31.3	Must remember do not forget
0:38.2	Remind me to bring photo ID
0:41.1	Reminder, set.
0:43.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:47.0	All right, love.
0:50.0	However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.
0:54.7	Find out more at Electoral Commission.org. UK slash voter ID.
0:59.2	Lorain and Trev finally have a night to themselves.
1:04.4	Their daughter, Liv, is out, but they can't help worrying.
1:07.8	Weird, but he hasn't text us yet.
1:09.8	That's Liv asking for more data so she can upload a dance to...
1:15.0	Let me guess, Tik-Tok.
1:17.0	Data set,
1:18.0	Lorraine and Trev kick back to their saucy romcom.
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