041 - Alabama Attack Squirrel, Classroom Porno, Rat at Buffalo Wild Wings, and Man Shows What He's Capable of by Shooting Family Cat

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of the ceiling in Buffalo Wild Wings.

With special guest, The Poppman! Jesse Popp.

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0:00.7	What's up, daddies?
0:02.1	Thank you for all those five-star reviews on Apple Podcasts.
0:05.5	We only have another month to get to a thousand or have to shut the show down forever out of shame.
0:11.6	Sorry.
0:12.3	Also, thank you to all the daddies who've joined the Patreon.
0:16.2	We can get that to 300K Money Club subscribers.
0:20.8	If that can happen, I'm going to start posting video of one of the
0:23.6	weekly programs on there, which is very exciting. Today on the program, we have the fugitive
0:29.1	owner of the Alabama Attack Squirrel, a Psycho Lemptic who shoots the family cat to show what
0:35.3	a tough guy is. We got a dirtbag who got arrested for tugging it in his hotel window,
0:39.9	a teacher who shot porn in her classroom,
0:42.3	and a rat falls out of the ceiling at Buffalo Wild Wings, and so much more.
0:47.6	Live from Los Angeles, who!
0:51.2	California!
0:53.4	You're listening to Power Moves, Daddy!
0:56.6	Yeah, we're making power moves.
0:58.7	Rock in a Detroit groove.
1:01.2	Some American dudes out making power moves.
1:06.0	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rocking a cold one in each hand.
1:10.7	Buddy Dave and our Americans, just making power moves, ripping heaters and chugging paps.
1:17.8	Now he lied with no class, blown shit up and chasing ass.
1:22.5	Yeah, we're making power moves.
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