#040 - If I was in charge of porn

Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

Lee Syatt

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 937 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

I've watched all the porn. This week on What Was I Thinking I talk about all of the changes I would make if I was in charge of porn. There's going to be a lot of changes, but it's for the best!

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0:00.0	I don't think this is going to surprise any of you but I have watched all the porn.
0:07.2	I've seen it all.
0:09.2	I've watched way too much porn.
0:11.3	Some would say too much and they would be right. My nose is etchy and I'm not restarting but I was
0:18.4	like could I sit there for an hour and not itch my nose and the answer is no. I've watched a lot. I've watched I've been
0:28.2	involved with porn since I used to have to read it because there was for those of you who are I don't know
0:41.4	25 and under
0:43.0	probably even those my age and older might not have found this
0:46.0	but when I was first when the internet intranet internet
0:52.0	the internet is something different when the internet was first
0:56.0	introduced there was something called dial-up internet and it was not fast. It was like if if like high speed internet today is
1:10.0	God was that guy's name?
1:13.6	Can't believe I'm forgetting his name now,
1:14.9	the Jamaican,
1:16.2	fucking amazing sprinter,
1:17.5	God damn it, and I'm gonna Google it.
1:21.7	It's on the tip of my tongue.
1:23.0	Jamaican, not Bob, the team.
1:26.5	Sprinter.
1:28.4	Usain Bolt, Usain Bolt, Usain?
1:31.0	Mr Bolt.
1:32.0	Mr Bolt, is the speed of like high-speed internet these days like whatever provider you have
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