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So man, oh man, the four guy who doesn't like sports, give emails, listen to Riddle.

Tell that broad with candy cuck, we created football and sports to simulate war because

it's in our DNA to be savage males.

Thousand years ago, that dude would have been in the back of the village gardening instead

of raping and pillaging it with us real men.

That's right, that's how we're built.

Yeah, Jake says it's nice to see the city enjoying sports.

The Diamondbacks and Suns, both competitive at the same time, that doesn't happen too often.

So that lady's boyfriend needs to quit shugging twink light, be a man, all right, attacking

the man.

And one of our listeners has been around for a long, long time.

I know his wife, Zena, she works up there at the Schwarzelezer Ice Center, one of the

great people up there that places awesome, makes sure it creates new life.

I'll just tell you that.

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