Imagine this caller called up you.

How would you respond?

I got a situation here.

I've been talking to this girl for like two years,

and it turns out I got a pregnant.

After that all happened, the word got around,

and somehow it turns out that she's my first cousin.

Any advice would help, and thank you so much.

Okay, so here's what I would say.

Typically in family's first cousins, you see each other at some point growing up holidays or whatnot.

If your family didn't deem you that close, I don't think you could be held responsible.

And honestly, raising a child, maybe it unites the family back together.

I think this could be a very positive for you and your family.

Positive, sure.

Tommy, how would you answer?

Wow.

I mean, it turns out it's your first cousin.

Usually when it's your first cousin, you know it's your first cousin. If you had told me it's second cousin once removed or third cousin,

I think there's a little gray area and there's a little wiggle room here when it's your first cousin,

I think for the good of the baby, you just got to kind of like lie to it and say,

you know what, we're not cousins, we met at a bar.

I am going to blow your mind.

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