04/01/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #67
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2013
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Comedian George Perez, one of Joey's best friends in comedy and life calls in to the podcast today.
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Streamed live on 04/01/2013
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| 0:00.0 | Oh |
| 0:07.7 | Mother fucker shit it's as you would guess the world. Oh |
| 0:11.9 | Shit I'm for Joey Diaz my little brother Lisa at the co-cat of this fucking party |
| 0:17.8 | It's Monday April 1st get some fool to suck your dick that ain't April fools day in your world |
| 0:23.6 | You're the real fucking dear. You have no time to play games with a hat with a pal |
| 0:27.2 | He definitely his little faggots walking around |
| 0:30.1 | April fucking fool to beautiful day to be alive Lisa at kick it leave |
| 0:35.0 | Let me finish rolling this fucking number here. There's do what this is a good shit divine |
| 0:40.2 | No, what was this what I get from this? I don't know. No whole organic the PR fucking throwing. He I |
| 0:46.2 | Got that new gun from divine wellness also the new fucking gold pen. Oh, good. I gave it to me very good |
| 0:53.8 | I was gonna bring on the show |
| 0:56.6 | What's up you bad motherfuckers get up wash that ass. It's a beautiful day to be alive go out there kick that fucking ass |
| 1:04.1 | Let's roll this number |
| 1:09.0 | Finger-licking good it's Monday morning go out there and get what belongs to you. You bad motherfuckers happy belay the Easter |
| 1:16.9 | Hope you had a great weekend with your fucking families. You ate some good food |
| 1:21.0 | You got to give somebody a stabbing maybe a terrestrial |
| 1:24.8 | It's Monday morning April 1st. It's a whole new fucking star. You want to start that diet? |
| 1:30.1 | You want to fucking do some jumping jacks you want to quit smoking today? |
| 1:34.1 | Is your lucky fucking day? You understand me because anything could happen today |
| 1:38.4 | Monday cock suckers. Let's spark this number. We had a respect. What's happening people everything good in your world? |
| 1:45.2 | Everything's good here. We had nice weekend. I get the C. Lee. Yeah, that was fun |
| 1:48.6 | We went to meltdown comics. I did the set list with a bunch of fucking phonies |
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