035- Sex on a Train

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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When an elderly ladies man gets hungry on his ride home, he chows down on an unusual snack...Holla atcha boy:Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.comFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: L.A. Not So ConfidentialSources:https://www.sloshspot.com/blog/10-24-2008/13-Dirty-Drink-Recipes-Cocktail-Names-That-Should-Not-Be-Uttered-at-a-Work-Conference-71/12https://urbanthesaurus.org/synonyms/eating%20a%20girl%20outhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7469195/Train-passenger-64-performed-oral-sex-recently-widowed-woman-57-children.html#reader-commentshttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/newly-widowed-woman-man-64-20072860https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-elderly-couple-oral-sex-train-20190916-ttqvxtonvvbmloltqfgtgv25ja-story.htmlhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9936397/couple-romp-rush-hour-train/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:05.0	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.
0:10.0	listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 35 of, excuse me, that's illegal.
0:37.0	The podcast that takes a hardcore look at some soft core crimes.
0:41.0	I'm your involuntarily celibate host, Leroy Luna, and I'm coming at you.
0:47.0	Stared out in my closet with a tail involving some promiscuous passengers.
0:51.0	It's going to get hot and heavy. I was just joking about
0:55.4	being an insel. Well sort of. I'm just not nearly as adventurous as the people in
1:00.5	this story. I actually wasn't going to do this one at all because I covered
1:04.5	it in a 60 second Tik-Toc video. It only received about 500 views though so I figured
1:10.1	why should I let that stop me? Plus I couldn't cram all the details I wanted into a one minute segment.
1:16.0	Tic-talk, by the way.
1:17.0	Sorry I announced I was on there a while back,
1:20.0	got all excited, posted nine videos,
1:22.0	then I just kind of quit.
1:24.1	Haven't made one in about two or three months.
1:26.7	I'm going to get back on there soon.
1:29.0	I just wasn't happy with my technique, my style, so to speak. So I'm going to come up with a bit of a
1:34.4	different strategy and get back on that wagon. Maybe I'll even start dancing and
1:39.0	eating wacky food combinations. Those videos always seem to do well. Oh yeah and I wanted to give a quick
1:45.9	shout out to my girl Susan. When I posted the latest episode on Facebook she
1:50.0	commented quote, my 12-year-old granddaughter listened to this with me yesterday in the pool.
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