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Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

#030 - The 10 things I wish I knew when I was 18

Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

Lee Syatt

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9937 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

I am far from wise, but I have learned a lot of what NOT to do over the years. In this podcast I talk about the 10 things I would tell 18 year old me to do differently...if I could.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, hi, welcome back to the what was I thinking podcast. I'm Lee. I've always been Lee, always going to be Lee. And you know what? Lee is a little bit frustrated right now.

0:12.4

I feel like Lee, are you, you see my... Lee is a little bit frustrated right now.

0:12.5

I feel like Lee, are you, you see my energy, you seem angry?

0:16.0

I'm honestly, mostly fine, but I'm just gonna be very honest with you.

0:21.5

I, uh, as you can see no are you

0:24.1

Lee are you being interrogated in Guantanamo Bay? No I am in the Jews'

0:28.1

nah kah kah kakah kakah some people hate that some people love it. But this is my first week here and it's been

0:36.4

going great actually I really I okay who whosa's a it has actually been going very well and I really do enjoy having it. I know some people

0:49.3

Didn't think I should get it some people were happy that I got it. I've really enjoyed. It's been like three or four days. Or I guess almost a week. Yeah, it'll be a week. Wow, time flies when you're working all the time. But it's been going great. I like having a

1:08.6

space to go. I like actually putting on pants. spoiler alert. I would always put it on a shirt when I was doing the podcast, but most of the time no pants.

1:18.0

Like shorts, I'm not saying I was naked.

1:19.7

That would be disturbing.

1:21.2

But not really like jeans. Like I've worn jeans every day this week and that

1:26.2

has not happened in a long long many years yeah probably got even when I was doing living in LA, I wouldn't I wouldn't wear jeans all the time. You know, I'm a gym shorts kind of dude

1:39.6

Especially when you're big you're like fuck jeans I actually remember this is funny I actually

1:44.3

remember when I got to my fattest right before like during like early 2020 I would look at people wearing jeans and be like how do they do that

1:57.2

comfortably you know just like put on jeans not have to like suck in when you close it or or put it around your

2:04.8

thighs and then do the jump up like you know girls I've seen girls in movies when

2:10.9

they put on jeans they got to like do the jump up and like the butt thing.

2:15.6

I had to do that just because I was stubborn and didn't want to keep buying new fat jeans.

2:21.2

I'm in my current fat like the early fat genes. I had when I left

2:27.1

LA I had I bought jeans in Nebraska or Arkansas wherever the headquarters I think it's maybe Arkansas. Wherever the headquarters, I think it's maybe Arkansas.

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