030- Forbidden Lovers

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Having trouble finding a partner? Well maybe humans ain't your thing. Come join me as we explore other options... Holla atcha boy:Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.comFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Weird Darkness PodcastSources:https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-56449-0https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bride-plans-marry-chandelier-open-18334259https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/british-woman-wants-to-marry-a-93-year-old-chandelier-because-the-heart-wants-what-it-wants-3655757.htmlhttps://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9202981/Depraved-man-37-sex-chickens-WIFE-filmed-three-year-jail-term-cut.htmlhttps://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-jailed-having-sex-chickens-19731456https://www.huffpost.com/entry/edwin-tobergta-sentenced_n_4241201https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/oh/hamilton/crimehttps://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-arrested-sex-float-time-article-1.1827864https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/neighbor-man-begged-forgiveness-when-caught-having-sex-with-pool-raft/tEVGJSOr4n1SwGT5fwZiXJ/https://www.huffpost.com/entry/edwin-tobergta-sex-pool-raft-_n_5485696 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases
0:08.4	anal leakage.
0:11.0	listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 30 of. Excuse me.
0:23.0	That's illegal.
0:25.0	Hey, this is episode number 30 of.
0:32.0	Excuse me. that's illegal.
0:35.0	The podcast that takes a hardcore look at some soft core crimes.
0:39.0	I'm your non-inflatable host, Leroy Luna,
0:41.8	and I'm coming at you
0:43.6	straight out of my closet with a couple of tales about
0:46.1	forbidden lovers.
0:47.9	It's gonna be sensual.
0:49.8	Just kidding.
0:50.6	It's gonna be weird though, I can tell you that much. Before we get into it, I just got to say, 30 episodes, can you believe it?
0:58.0	If that ain't cause for an airhorn celebration, I don't know what is.
1:05.0	Damn it, I forgot the disclaimer.
1:07.0	If any of you wake up in a ditch, leaking out of your anus, just know that I'm sorry. Okay, it's joke time.
1:15.0	Let's get it in before we start the party here.
1:17.0	This is one about a blow-up doll that I found on upjoke.com and it goes a little something like this.
1:22.0	I took my blow-up doll to the shop and said,
1:25.0	I only had this thing blowed up for half an hour
1:28.0	and it went down on me.
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