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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

03-31-26 - Entertainment Drill - TUE - Break #6

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Society & Culture, #Morningradio, #98kupd, #Rock, #Realrock, #Metal, Comedy, #Arizona, #Hms

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Link Up w/The Morning Sickness Digitally All Over:

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Brady from HMS, and I'm here with Christy Hayden from the AZ Wildlife World Zoo. This is the best time a year to come out to Wildlife World. The weather's great, and you have to come out and see our new baby pygmy hippo. And if you want to book a private encounter while you're out, you can book one with a sea lion, a sloth, or our new black-footed penguin encounter. Or you can die next to our shark tank at dillens barbecue by

0:21.6

going to our website at wildlife world.com. We're located off the 303 in northern avenue and the

0:27.0

west valley. Check out wildlife world.com. Do it today. It's John Holberg here from the morning

0:31.8

sickness and I am thrilled to shill away from my friends at turf monsters. Turf monsters doesn't just

0:36.9

do turf either.

0:37.7

They design everything about how you want to live. Sports, golf, pets, entertainment, pergolas, pool stuff, whatever you want. And the quality is incredible. It looks real, that grass. It drains perfectly. There's basically no maintenance, no mud, no grass, a backyard you actually enjoy. If you thought about upgrading your

0:54.5

outdoor space, start right there at turf monstersaz.com. Make your backyard the best room in the house. Check it out.

1:00.6

Turf monsters a z.com. You thought that was funny.

1:05.0

All back's morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

1:09.0

What the hell it's wrong with you?

1:11.1

KUPD. That one still gets me sabotage. And the video runs in my head. It's so Pavlovian and it's... Sort of the best videos ever. It's so great. I remember my buddy Brian Rendall called me and goes, are you watching MTV right now? I'm like, no. Just turn it on and wait. It's going to come back in a couple hours.

1:28.5

And I watched that sabotage video when it came on.

1:30.4

I'm like, no. Just turn it on and wait. It's going to come back in a couple hours.

1:28.5

And I watched that sabotage video when it came out. I'm like, I know exactly what he's talking about. That was so great. Those little Jews knew what they were doing. That's such a great video. And a great song on top of it all. That's just a great one. Sabotage. It's 9.52 here in the morning sickness, and it's time now for Brady to entertain us all.

1:47.1

I can hear the kegs, by the way, down in our lobby, getting banged around. They are arriving. Church music. Spiritual tones. Oh, it's beautiful. It's an annual tradition. A tradition like no other. Banging away down there, church music dropping off the kegs. We're going to hide 98 kegs soon. I won't say when exactly since the big ones worth 20 grand, and we've got to be cloak and dagger this year. So we're ready to go with it right now. We're getting the kegs dropped off as we speak. We will outfit them with their little placards to prove they are an Easter keg, an official Easter keg.

2:18.7

And then out and about we go, hiding these bad boys all over the city so you guys can search, find, and maybe win 20 grand.

2:25.5

That is this year's awesome prize for our 20th anniversary of the Easter keg hunt on our 25th anniversary of this stupid fart show.

2:33.1

How about that?

3:08.0

So good luck to all of you. And keep it classy, keep it safe. Please, no wagering. It's time for the entertainment old Spratchbearer. Friends at the Schwartz Laser Eye Center, they fixed up my eyes. Thank God for that. Schwartz Laser Eye Center will take care of you as well. If you're wearing glasses and you're wearing context, you're basically basically walking around with crutches on your eyes and you would never do that if you had a broken leg and the doctor said just crutch around for the rest of your life you'd want it to fix right you want to fix that crutches are dumb you don't need them glasses are essentially just eye crutches and dr j schwartz will do his best to get those off of your face and out of your life.

3:21.8

No more dirty lenses. No more where are they? No more losing them. No more cracking them. No more hating them. No more looking dopey in your glasses. He can get it done. Maybe you're a candidate for LASIC. Maybe get your lenses replaced. Maybe there's something else he can do. You've got to find out complimentary consultation. awaits you at the Schwartz Laser Eye Center.

3:25.1

They've got their three locations, so they're close, no matter where you are.

3:26.8

And all you have to do is go to their website.

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