03-17-26 - CONDENSED SHORT SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
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🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know, when you're looking for your fix of comedy here in the Valley, we have three amazing clubs that feature some of the best comedians in the world. Up on the north end of town, you can visit the beautiful Desert Ridge Improv. Downtown and CityScape, you've got stand-up live and east side right there in the heart of ASU. It's the legendary Tempe Improv. Plenty of entertainment for you and your guest, and you can even grab some food and |
| 0:21.0 | drinks. We'll see why the Valley is a comedy destination and get your tickets by going to |
| 0:25.4 | Desert Ridge Improv.com, standup live.com, and Tempe Improv.com. It's John Holmberg here from |
| 0:31.9 | the morning sickness to tell you about the Core Institute. People who met me found out that I've |
| 0:36.5 | had four major operations in the |
| 0:38.1 | last four years. They're blown away. I've had both shoulders replaced and both hips replaced because |
| 0:42.7 | I was an absolute disaster. Before my surgeries, I was in pain now. No one knows I've had any issues. |
| 0:48.3 | People who hear multiple surgeries assume they'll never be the same again. It's just not true. |
| 0:52.8 | I'm better than I've been in 20 years. Stop quitting the things you love and get back to being the pain-free you you love. Thecore Institute.com. Come back to morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Can you be te? Pinch me, we're going to HR. That's happening. It's not a thing. It's off in the morning, two of your losers. My least favorite fake holiday. Get your mck hats out. Get your dumb mick hats out and that intolerable Irish food and ship it off to boston and then listen to dropkick |
| 1:30.5 | murphy's once a year and bleh eat that awful it's fun for the kiddos it is it isn't that |
| 1:38.8 | really even when i was a kid i was like there's not a lot going on you sent a little like mylie cyrus |
| 1:44.0 | today it's it's kicked in you've got kid. I was like, there's not a lot going on. You sent a little like Miley Cyrus today. Oh, I'm |
| 1:44.6 | it's it's kicked in. |
| 1:57.8 | That's all I'm going to hear in the USA. When he talks, I'm just going to close my eyes and think of Miley Cyrus. Party in the US. No, don't sing. You don't sound like her that way. You're just talking. Just the regular crazy disgusting from the sewer lesbian voice. |
| 2:02.9 | I don't know why that hit me, but I'm going to not look at just the regular crazy disgusting from the sewer lesbian voice. |
| 2:02.9 | I don't know why that hit me, but I'm going to not look at Brady when he talks today. |
| 2:06.6 | Just assume we've got Miley on. |
| 2:08.4 | Yeah, I'm just, when I was a kid, I never understood this holiday. |
| 2:11.3 | It was like, basically it was a sexual harassment training. |
| 2:16.2 | You could pinch people. |
| 2:18.2 | You looked for people's appearances, and you acted justly, and then if they weren't doing anything, you physically attacked them. |
| 2:29.0 | Right? |
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