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So our lead to begin the festivities here in the hoot-nanny is from the world of make-believe.

It's a football store.

It's another story about an NFL coach who has, for lack of a better way to describe it, stepped in doo-doo.

Now, this is the time on the calendar where we're about a month and a half away from the NFL draft,

but free agency is getting underway, the festivities, roster movement and all that.

So teams have their executives and their coaches go out and speak and they all say nothing.

But we get to goof on them because they say silly things.

Like the Texans head coach, this guy, David Cully.

David Cully is the last coach hired in the NFL.

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