Allbirds, morning,

morning, sickness.

The idiots can we will be easy.

If you could get rid of everything bad about banks

and build one from scratch, you'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,

doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad, and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good many habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the bank built for you.

Off the year we've solved all the world's problems. I don't know what else we have to do.

Mazdobrani is here and he's at Stand Up Live this weekend, tonight and tomorrow

if you want to go and I always think it's fascinating especially like election years because

we here in the states only pay attention to little bits and

pieces so you meet somebody with your name and suddenly we just want you to be an

expert on the history of the person culture and everything and it's really not

fair because I noticed that when people talk to and I do it

it's like okay well what's that like and like like you're gonna be like well I know

every word of every book that's ever been written in the region and it's just

annoying and it makes this kind of even worse.

You're absolutely well it's not a no I actually I like I love talking about it but it's great

because when I you know I was born in Iran grew up in America so when I talk to people

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