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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

03-04-26 Full Show

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 140 minutes

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03-04-26 Mens Room Full Show

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0:00.0

And now, here's the question.

0:04.0

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

0:07.8

All right, we start today with some very good news.

0:10.5

Washington State is banning companies from forcing workers to implant microchips in their bodies.

0:18.2

That's right, if you were worried that your boss was going to require you to have a microchip implanted, worry no more because Washington State has put a legal end to this problem that no one is having. Now to be fair, state officials say they're doing this proactively. All right, well, I guess that's the world we're living in now. After all, an estimated 50 to 100,000 people worldwide, they have voluntarily put microchip implants inside of their body.

0:43.5

Might sound like a lot of people, but that's 0.001% of the population.

0:47.7

Now, generally speaking, they got the microchip implants for convenience.

0:51.6

Whether it's paying for stuff, opening doors, etc.

0:53.7

And it might sound weird, but most implants are for convenience. Whether it's paying for stuff, opening doors, etc. And it might sound weird,

0:55.3

but most implants are for convenience. 19% of people, they have false teeth or denters for the

1:01.6

convenience of chewing their food. One out of every 500 U.S. citizens has a colostomy bag for the

1:08.1

convenience of not pooping themselves. And 49,000 people a year receive organ transplants for the convenience of not pooping themselves and 49,000 people a year receive organ

1:13.1

transplants for the convenience of survival. I mean, hell, I have a couple of metal screws in my

1:17.9

wrist, some weird metal mesh thing of my arm, you know, for the convenience of not being an amputee.

1:23.4

But if I were an amputee, I would join to 2.1 million people of my fellow Americans and get a prosthetic.

1:29.5

The point we're making here is that a great many of the parts that we have inside or outside of our bodies, we weren't born with.

1:35.8

I got tattoos. I was not born with them. I have piercings in a couple different places. I was not born with them.

1:42.0

Some people, hell man, they got dental fillings, breast implants,

1:45.7

fake eyelashes, Botox, or maybe a new kidney. Doesn't matter the severity. Today, we want to know.

1:51.4

Our question brought to you by our friends in advance hair restoration is what is in or on your

1:56.8

body that you were not born with. To be a part of the big show called 206-803 Rock.

2:01.4

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