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You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

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Good morning, everybody.

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Welcome to Tuesday.

It is 545. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. And, yeah, that was weird. And then let's talk about what's obvious to talk about. What the f*** was Michael Jordan doing to that kid's ass at Daytona. Did you guys see that?

Yeah. No, I missed the. Oh, they fingered a boy for like poking him.

I mean, he was fingering him and playing with his balls for about a minute. I had to take a week off. If it's Michael Jordan, I might let that go. Well, you know, it is MJ. It is, his dad did. You make a strong point, breath, if Michael Jordan decided to finger my boy.

It could be worse.

It's not like it's your own. His dad did. You make a strong point, Brett, that if Michael Jordan decided to finger my boy.

It could be worse. It's not like it's your uncle. Yeah, it's the goat. That's exactly what the dad said. Hey, it's MJ. Did you spit in his mouth? I mean, come on, be a pro about this. He's the sponsor of our car. We won because of his money. You let, you know, the wife was probably like,

What, did you allow that?

Man, that's Michael Jordan. We won Because of his money You let You know The wife was probably like

What did you allow that

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