I love that part. I don't know why they break into that Beatles thing at the end. That's so cool.

Got to hand it to the guns and roses. A couple of their covers are about as good a cover as you're ever going to come up with. That's one of them right there.

Here are the dog from the spaghetti incident, which by the way is closing in on its 30th anniversary in a couple years.

28 year old album. I know. It's songs almost 50. So not that one, but the original. Anyway, let's get right to it. We've got ourselves to believe hooters gift cards and all sorts of things we can handle.

We're going to feed you. I've got to win those Guadalupe squares. We got a girl online. We got a guy online. All we need is our host and there he is. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for your squares.

And here's your host, Mr. Jeremy Burzer on Jeremy. Thank you, Chancellor in the top left corner. Joe Biden's not quite ready. So it's his childhood idol. It's JFK.

I would like to extend my gratitude here and thoughtful praise and thanks. A Laurel and a hearty handshake to Joe Biden. You look good, Jack.

Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to say to the people of Texas. Ha ha ha. You guys. It's great that Texas is under a deep freeze and all of those redneck losers are a dying. My last time in Texas was fairly bad. Karma.

So it's karma coming back to kick your ass. And I say nothing more than I hope it hurts. And I hope it hurts long and hard.

All right, let's get some excitement for all of you with a headache. I know how Texas leaves a man head. Ha ha ha. Texas. Ha ha.

All right, the time middle square. It's his birthday this week. It's John Travolta. It was actually yesterday. How are you doing, Brad? It's good to see Brett. You know, I was really at first. I was really worried.

I was really worried that when we had Brett come on the show in the beginning, I'm like, oh no, it's not going to work.

Like, you know, because what I hear from everybody is that too much time with an Italian makes you want to get rid of the Italian.

And that's why the Italians are known to kill all the people that are around them because they realize, oh my time's up.

So they start shooting people to, you know, because like, you know, everybody starts becoming Italian. But you've been pretty good.

So for seven months, it's the longest anybody's had an Italian at a job in one room with nine times ever. I got the birthday present.

What did you get me? I guess or to make a massage envy. I love massages. You know what I like most about massage is like, you know, sometimes you lay in there and everybody's rubbing on your caps and stuff.

And then they rub you and then just like to lift my ass up and I try to force your hand onto my B hole. Like I did at the finition, which is why I'm not allowed back there.

It's a little known story, but it's true. As anybody who ever worked at the finition, I ate my butt hole at the massage therapist and his thumb went in.

Your butt will find a hand and he told on me and then I have to go stay somewhere else. It was crazy. I mean, what's going on?

But and then I did it in New York and I did it again in Dallas. Dallas is the worst place on a planet. Yeah, we will aware what you think.

Frozen hand and I can't think thanks to Dallas.

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