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scenes.

We would write down the addresses on the baby Jesus, put them in our cars, and then on

Easter morning we'd put it back.

But I guess they would stick their scene out even without the baby Jesus. Oh, yeah. Well, I would say if you put it out there, you only put it out on Christmas morning. Yeah, you don't really do it for Easter, do you? Oh, the nativity scenes? Yeah, you leave them out. That's what he's saying. You steal Jesus for Christmas, be like, oh, our Jesus is gone. But I'm saying when people put up on their Christmas, you don't fill the manger. You have the whole scene set up. They're just hanging out in the manger. And then on Christmas, because we used to put the one in our house, we put baby Jesus out on Christmas morning. So we stayed in the box? Just like the tree, you know, the 25 days of Christmas? So how would he return it on Easter, like, just put it like at their doors? That's funny, though. In a basket. Jesus returns on East Street. Really. Every nativity scene I've ever seen in somebody's front yard, there's a Jesus in the manger. I know, and I always thought, take him out of there until Christmas. Really? So you just think that they sat there like the authentic stuff going on there? Just plastic things. And then Jesus is in a box in the garage for like two weeks then. That's just disrespectful. So he has like, you know, a week or two to, you know, perform for everyone. Yeah. Give him some time. I mean, we're selling, it's not Christmas Day. There's no reason to put up the nativity scene at all until, like, the day before. With your realistic, you know, Daniel Day Lewis style of nativity scenery. Plus, they probably didn't just stay there forever. Yeah, something's going to happen. The one we had in our front yard also, there was real people. They lived there for animals. And then they had to actually give birth. Yeah. We're about nine months out now. It's probably time to get your nativity scene. It was a little off a couple years. We did some C-sections. No kidding. You guys used to wait on the baby Jesus. Yeah, on the inside, one in the house.

What did you do with him in the meantime?

Hit him in a drawer.

Because he's in there.

We know he's in the drawer.

You don't touch that drawer.

Because it's not like baby Jesus just magically appeared.

Every now and then I'd peek in.

There he is.

Jesus.

Is it showtime?

Soon you'll be in that? Hello, Brady. Put me in my manger. I can't do it yet, Jesus. Not born quite. You stay in the drawer. Have you guys been watching the Bible? I watched yesterday, and I laughed hysterically. It is so cheesy. The acting is awful. And is this a new series, or is... Yeah, yeah, it's a new series it's a big deal but now they're in the jesus part where he's about to get crucified and the guy playing jesus is the worst actor i've ever seen chris cornell is terrible as that's what i said to you i'm like he's gorgeous i mean he is gorgeous he's like like the Brad Pitt of Jesus. Is Mary the pretty blonde?

No, I think she's the dirty, curly, dark-haired girl. I think. But I was watching him tip the tables. Maybe that was Sarah. Yeah, when he flipped the tables over because the money was there. You call me a dog. What are you doing, Chris? He touched that one guy's chest. they put the ear

put the ear back on that dude and he just stood

there I'm like Jesus can you smile

can you smile? Can you give me a giggle? Why has everything so down? This is our last meal together, friends. Come on, you're so down all the time. He wouldn't have had one friend if that's how he really was. Three of you will betray me. You know what? I'm going to go to the bar. This dude is a downer. I like him. His message is nice and all that, but I've got to give all my money to poor people, and he's always telling me we suck. You'll deny me three times before the morrow. But then he brought me around when he washed my feet. I mean, that was... That's a big deal. It's cool. He cured that dude's ear. And the reaction... The soldier that got the... Yeah, he got his ear chopped off when he lived by the sword to die the sword. He chops like soldiers here off. Gah, gah! G! And then he stopped screaming so someone can deliver a line. then he's back at it and Jesus touches him and nobody's like,

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