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That noise is still awesome. Thank you, Alliance. That is our theme song for the year, and I'm enjoying it each and every day.

Well done. Our funniest listener, Scott Haynes, is firing off one after another names for the four Stephen Hawkins that would be singing the National Anthem in my dream world.

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The Miracles. They're alive. The Stump Tations. The man has wasted his entire morning.

That's why I'm a family of stones. Well done, Scott, as usual. Well done.

And then I got an email after my amazing story that was witnessed last night by a man named Sad and how wonderful I am to children.

It says, Jordan says, homework, you sound like you've got baby fever. And it's effing, disgusting. Stop it. You're right. I agree. I don't want to sound like that. That's terrible. Speaking of, I got an email. I saved it last night.

Listen to this. It says, a last night. I don't know if that means yesterday or two nights ago, either way. I caught my girlfriend breastfeeding my nephew. He's three.

She and I babysit the kid pretty much every day. My sister's at work. I didn't know a woman can start making milk just by wanting to.

If a baby latches on a few times, her body will actually start feeding it and completely creeped out. I confronted my girlfriend. I was very angry. She's in tears.

I haven't been able to sleep. My girlfriend's begging you not to say anything to anyone. So naturally I turned to you.

Now, this isn't what would braid you do. I think it's more of a, hey, Brett, can we talk? What do I do with this victor?

It's the hand that rocks the crazy.

Does this sister know?

By the way, I threw down to that scene. Remember when her back at the morning, she started making milk because she wanted to. That's where I learned that.

If you watch the movie hand that rocks the cradle, which is pointless and useless, except for the scene where Rebecca tomorrow breaks out the milkers.

And they're massive. And then she breast feeds a baby.

And she was hot.

Some are another. It's sexy. It's hot.

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