02-11-26 - BR - WED - Taking Roadkill Is Only Illegal In Texas As Brady Thinks It's Because Of Armadillos - Poll Asks Opinions On Pun People - Science Has Created Smart Underwear
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
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🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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02-11-26 - BR - WED - Taking Roadkill Is Only Illegal In Texas As Brady Thinks It's Because Of Armadillos - Poll Asks Opinions On Pun People - Science Has Created Smart Underwear
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the HMS podcast, brought to you by MMPGuns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition, and accessories. |
| 0:08.3 | The Winter Olympics have begun, and you want to know why betting the winter games on Fandul just makes sense? |
| 0:14.4 | It's Dick Toledo from Humberg's morning sickness and from game lines to metal counts to finding your angle on the events you care about most. Fandul gives you more ways to stay connected to the action. That's right. The winner games are on and there's no better way to follow them than with a little wager on Fandul. The winner games and Fandul. Play your game. 21 plus in President of Arizona. Gambling problem. Call 1-800 next step or text next step to 533442. |
| 0:39.0 | It's John Holmberg here seeing clear as a bell. Thanks to my friends at the Schwartz |
| 0:42.5 | Laser Eye Center. Well, here we are looking at a brand new year. Can you see yourself in |
| 0:46.9 | 26? Can you see it all? I mean, really? Maybe in 20206 you should see yourself seeing. Fix |
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| 1:12.5 | You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself? |
| 1:14.6 | 98. |
| 1:15.6 | Your evil pity. |
| 1:17.3 | Our human trafficking victim is on the way. |
| 1:19.2 | I've gotten a lot of emails. |
| 1:20.3 | She says she's driving all the way over here from like superior or so. |
| 1:24.0 | I don't know where this girl lives. |
| 1:25.1 | It's a long haul. |
| 1:26.1 | About an hour ago she said my GPS says I'll be there a little after eight. You left already? It's like, Jesus, that's 45 minutes. So she's out there in the East Valley. Keep in mind, boys. This one's for you. And ladies who are interested, we're auctioning off a girl who says she would like to be auctioned off to one of our listeners. We'll get to know her. She's been begging us. She really just wants to be on the radio, and we'll see if she's annoying. If she's annoying, she's not going to get any good dates, but she'd like to pimp herself, and for Valentine's Day, will the only radio station in America giving away a girl |
| 2:02.6 | that's amazing today no totally I don't think you're allowed to do it to like human traffic |
| 2:10.6 | live on the air we're doing it this podcast human traffics its listeners if they ask listener they ask. Listener was texting yesterday. |
| 2:19.6 | I may have been this morning and said, hey, John, you know, I've been listening for a while. |
| 2:22.8 | Would you say that this is Arizona's longest running podcast? |
| 2:26.7 | Yes, it is. |
| 2:28.4 | Yep. |
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