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Radio. Hello and welcome. It's our number three, hour number three of the podcast. And Troy

Aikman, you love him on television, the NFL on Fox. He is in the conversation this hour because Troy Aikman going to battle with an NFL writer,

a longtime NFL writer, over some comments about Jared Gough that Aikman made on television.

We've got the details.

We'll give them to you in an extra spicy Cajun

hot edition of a Mallor monologue here in hour number three.

NFL Media Wars. Always fun to discuss. Welcome in the beginning of another hour. It's the Ben Maller show. We are in the air everywhere

as we pontificate coast to coast, border to border and beyond on the vast and powerful

microphones of FSR emanating live from inside the magic radio box.

Arlie, this hour, comes from the broadcast booth.

It's an NFL story.

It's related to the big trade that happened earlier this week or over the weekend,

depending how you look at it.

So Jared Gough is making his way to the great state of Michigan to begin life wearing the Honolulu Blue.

And in the wake of that, Troy Aikman of all people, Troy Aikman has been dragged in to this story.

Now, last I checked,

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