012: rainy day diaper

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	The Sky caffeine. is letting you know.
0:13.0	SOT.
0:15.0	The Scott caffeine. Just letting you know.
0:25.0	I'm not a fucking finuke.
0:27.0	Yeah, but it's...
0:28.0	I can have caffeine.
0:29.0	I'm like you... I'm not drinking Roybus tea all day.
0:31.0	I'm not gay, all right? I don't do marinated twig water my brain doesn't get destroyed by a
0:37.0	beverage how about that I yeah listen Bob I need the caffeine okay I'm
0:43.9	binging boardwalk empire listen but time well you know what I do is I just don't go
0:48.8	to sleep until it's way too late and it ruins the rest of my day but I kind of just pushed that down and never acknowledge it.
0:54.8	Yeah, thanks for telling me don't drink any caffeine. You know what did you think I was up till 5 a.m. last night? Sleep deprived all day.
1:00.8	You know what's funny by the way is Devon acts like I'm a normy because I drink Roybus tea,
1:05.9	which is a red bush from South Africa.
1:08.0	Devon over here loves coffee and alcohol, like the most basic bitch on the planet.
1:12.2	I don't think you're normal.
1:13.2	Coffee or alcohol.
1:14.4	You just misrepresented me fully, sir.
1:16.7	Well, you're kind of a normy, I think.
1:18.7	How am I saying that's not you being a normy?
1:21.0	That's you being one of those white guys that tries to turn Asian the older he gets.
1:24.4	You probably like take walks with your hands behind your back.
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