Holmberg's morning sickness.

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

It's John Holberg here, chilling away from my friends at New Vision Autoglass.

When I have a little issue in my life, I think it would be great if somebody tried to just hand me $375.75.

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Evidently, and I didn't know this, Brett just got an email from a guy that says,

there's audio of that fat lady trying to get him into that car. It says, first, the Sherman Tank

comment made me blow a little snod out of my nose. Very well done.

Brett, not like she's driving Sherman Tank with the tracks.

And that's the only type of Uber. Yeah. I almost snotted a little on that one myself.

Brett's sort of an assassin. He sits quietly until he takes his turn. When he takes a shot, most of the time that shot lands.

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