009: the swamp donkey

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	The Check 1-1-1-2 test. Check 1-1-2 test checking-
0:23.0	checking-1-2 I think I'm your cords into your feet there sorry no you're fine we are
0:28.0	rolling oh we're rolling yeah yeah yeah get your uh your headphones yeah give me my can get your damn cans.
0:35.0	So I'm gonna be a professional broadcaster.
0:37.0	God, I wish those were another type of cans, am I right folks?
0:40.0	Right, Titz, big titty.
0:42.0	Talk about a big, juicy pair of Titz.
0:44.0	Love, juicy Titz.
0:45.0	Are you talking about it?
0:46.0	I think if that'll be my thing, Ben's going to relapse.
0:48.0	If the patron gets to 100K, I'll get big,
0:50.0	fucking bolt-on titz.
0:52.0	Big, like, gee. big like G cup fake round tits.
0:57.1	Big like G cup fake round tits. That'd be a great thing.
0:57.8	We get to 200 K all get tits.
0:59.8	If you know about the poker player that lost a bet and he had to get
1:06.4	tits.
1:07.4	Yeah, Joey and I did an episode of Hate Watch about it.
1:10.4	Yeah, the guy was...
1:11.0	Was it Doyle Brunson.
1:15.0	He's 80 years old. It was a dude that was he was forced to get Titz because he lost a bet.
1:20.0	I like to think the bet was like for $20.
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