Welcome to our slash-choosing beggars. We're a beggar demands that OP hand over their inheritance.

Our first post is from chunky monkey.

To hear blank on the 20th of October 2017, you applied for a senior developer position involving

the following technologies. Python 3, Flask, MySQL, and Erlang. During the interview,

it became immediately obvious that you were unfamiliar with Erlang even at a junior

developer level, let alone an experienced engineer of distributed systems as your application

claimed. As a result, blank is requesting the time consumed by your interview be remitted

in full. Please see below for the costs incurred. You wasted two hours of the head developer's time,

which is worth $110 dollars, as well as two hours of the head of HR, which is worth $100.

And finally, two hours of the owner's time, which is worth $200 dollars.

In total, you owe us $410 dollars. Please pay the above cost to the following account before

the 20th of November 2017. If the amount due is not repaid by the date specified, the issue will

be taken to VKET as a matter of principle rather than cost. Thank you. On that note, I am a YouTuber

with 900,000 subscribers, which makes me super, super important. And my time is very valuable.

So if you've ever posted a comment on one of my videos, you are wasting my time. I expect

each and every one of you to pay for me $10 dollars by the end of the week for each comment you've

made on my channel. If you don't, I'm going to have to take this up with YouTube as a matter of

principle rather than cost. Our next post is from Hexham's Exi. My co-worker had a baby girl

last week and to celebrate, he took us all out to lunch. My other co-worker ordered an extra stake

and two slices of cheesecake to take out. When some of us asked her why, she said it was because it

was free. She even knew blank was paying. What I don't understand is how this choosing beggar can

possibly think that she's going to get away with it. If I were the first co-worker in this story,

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